when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
knowing you have school tomorrow
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
wow im just going to leave this here
*points at mirror* what the hell
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???